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mf DEATH GRIPS REVIEW!!!!! money store

ALright so this band is pretty fucking shitty now, and they were pretty shitty before. I don't want to be like one of those dumbasses who just retroactively hate on the shit for no reason because that doesnt make sense to me. I think the best comparison is, death grips was, in the early 2010's even going into 2009 and deeper's, 100 gecs. 100 gecs gets the blood pumping sometimes but its like objectively shitty music. anyone who says otherwise and says "it bops bro, its actually so good so it doesnt even matter that it soudns like it was made in fl studio by a socially rejected middle schooler" "idc about the quality it bops" ESPECIALLY the so called "music critics" who say that shit (No_ on rym, roganjoshua on rym, fantanoss(i hate that motherfucker by the way, he really fell off, and killed this bands career too.) are fucking stupid. Anyway I would say that death grips is a LITTLE more musicially conventionally sound and making more sense than 100 gecs because 100 gecs really isnt even experimental, its just stupid. Like I'll even enjoy their shit a lot of the times, but i'm saying its dumb if you think their music holds any artistic merit. But back to death grips. People like that one suicidal death grips fan who they posted the email of instead of playing (I think they were just drunk and didnt wanna play, and were laughing at the email earlier so thats why they had it pulled up on their projectors computer) are just absolutely dumb as fuck.

the thing im talking about for the uninitiated

For those who can't read it: SUBJECT: ready DATE: July 9 I am ready to take my own life. Many bad experiences led me to this dark void that I am locked in. Maybe by my own hands? I don't really care anymore. I just wanted to say thank you for showing me the other side. the side that is locked away deep inside a person. I am mad. Mad all the time and depressed all the time. I can't take it. I'm not afraid of dying but i am afraid that I can't hear DG in the after life if there is such a thing. I don't know, but I hope your music transcends to the unknown. A place where DG's essence exists. A place where art exists. I love art. That's the one thing that kept me alive? this long. So just to ease minds, DG didn't "influence" me to do this. this is my own fucking choice. but thanks for making my life a little better. you're my absolute fave and I will fight the gods if they don't allow me to follow DG's efforts can't see Earth. Anyways, continue doing great things. I love you Stefan, Zach, and Andy. I will be watching. -AJJ

See? average dg fan, and the people they make music for. The pussies who talk about the rage in our hearts but could never actually enter the losing control mindset. Even if they did they would have in the back of their mind "wtf am i doign????" instead of just DOOMing out like a real nigga. i mean at least this nigga had the guts to kill himself, but he didnt kill nobody who presumably made life trash or media wouldve been all over it

Wait a second. I just saw THIS on the r/deathgrips leddit.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? THIS RETARD DIDNT EVEN KILL HIMSELF?!?!?! WHAT WAS THE POINT OF WRITING ALL THAT "THERE IS A RAGE INSIDE MY HEART."BULLSHIT?!?!?!?!! THE ACTUAL FUCK? I gotta know hwo this nigga is.

AJJ. Wait, AJJ? Holy fucking shit. It's Andrew Jackson Jihad.

suddenly everything makes sense. these guys are as retarded as it gets

part 2 soon... the conspiracy deepens and the oysters are maturing.